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WHAT EVEEEEEER.

What, a veer?

Come back to Xenon! I miss you.

Only when Jolly gets demodded.

Yeah... You know, those veers... They come out of nowhere, man....

My troop and I were on patrol... we had heard about veers but we never thought we would ever see one... poor Ricky was never prepared...

nerd tree twelve. a tree made entirely out of nerds. twelve of em

eleven. RIP Melvin.

rip melvin i know you're in heaven watching over us with your giant glasses

he tried to get contacts once but he couldn't get them in his eyes and you aren't allowed to take contacts home if you can't get them on in the store and it cost like 50 bucks still man what a ripoff

or something

yeah something

dude when i went to get my contacts some poor old mexican lady had to sit with me for two hours while i tried to get them in man my eyes were so red people thought i was satan or something i was walking through crowds and people just stepped out of my way begging me to let them live

lol I'm trying again this weekend hopefully I'll get them in

spoiler alert I AM MELVIN

WHIP IT

DOOG TI PIHW

Statwhoring?! Fucking lame!

I try to deposit once a day

gasp melvin i thought you died in that tree accident

there are two Melvins i thought you studied this

sorry melvin just chill man watch your blood pressure

aight man we cool we cool