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Age 28, Male

U.S.A

Joined on 7/3/08

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SteelChair 2010-09-27 02:12:25

not anymore.

Ptero 2010-09-27 02:12:25

Got Reach?

Ronald-McDonald-LoL 2010-09-27 08:46:56

Oh yes, Ptero likes the logs.

Ptero 2010-09-27 08:46:56

My bark is worse than my bad puns.

ClockworkCopper 2010-09-27 11:36:03

Sorry Ptero, I logged BBM and everyone (except ZAAL) went down one spot. You're 101 now :(

Ptero 2010-09-27 11:36:03

Now I'm 98.

Domo 2010-09-27 17:22:28

I rejoined xenonmonkey.

Ptero 2010-09-27 17:22:28

best not quit again nigga

CoCo 2010-09-27 18:52:42

My bro > your cool stats

Ptero 2010-09-27 18:52:42

motherfucker

CoCo 2010-09-27 18:57:29

I'm playing Reach in a few. Or later tonight not sure. But if you're online I'm gonna invite you. Prepare your butthole.

Ptero 2010-09-27 18:57:29

I have to research for History class but I'm on NG instead so I may get on around 9.

CoCo 2010-09-27 19:19:51

I never study for any of my classes, but okay.

Ptero 2010-09-27 19:19:51

nah, I have to take notes for an assignment.

studying is boring and unnecessary.

CoCo 2010-09-27 19:23:45

I never take notes for an assignment, but okay.

Ptero 2010-09-27 19:23:45

asdf it's required to take notes asdf

CoCo 2010-09-27 19:48:26

Fulp school mang

Ptero 2010-09-27 19:48:26

my cock is too small

CoCo 2010-09-27 19:52:55

Moar liek the school is too big lawl

Ptero 2010-09-27 19:52:55

man I should probably start those notes now

piepants 2010-09-27 19:56:25

ill let you borrow my notes if you dont tell anyone i was kissin' betty lou behind the lockers

Ptero 2010-09-27 19:56:25

LMFAO I WROTE IT IN THE BATHROOM STALL HAHA YOU ARE SO BUSTED

CoCo 2010-09-27 20:07:26

Don't do it mang just drop out, it's cool.

Ptero 2010-09-27 20:07:26

my life aspiration is to become a janitor.

CoCo 2010-09-27 20:11:13

Like that thing on jordnas shirts say.

JUST DO IT

Ptero 2010-09-27 20:11:13

i need a degree in thermonuclear mopping techniques.

piepants 2010-09-27 20:15:22

GODDAMNIT

its ok, that pudding i made you had semen in it.

Ptero 2010-09-27 20:15:22

I was wondering why it was so delicious.

CoCo 2010-09-27 20:18:51

What's so cool about Pterodactyls?

Ptero 2010-09-27 20:18:51

We have sex with many ladies and can afford sport cars.

piepants 2010-09-27 20:19:25

where i got the recipe:
<a href="http://www.lulu.com/product/paperback/natural-harvest---a-collection-of-semen-based-recipes/5198959">http://www.lulu.com/product/paperback /natural-harvest---a-collection-of-se men-based-recipes/5198959</a>

Ptero 2010-09-27 20:19:25

bookmarked

CoCo 2010-09-27 20:23:27

pteerrrrrrooooooodacteeeeeeeeeeel

Ptero 2010-09-27 20:23:27

how late are you gonna be online?

Ryanson 2010-09-27 20:24:52

I think you and I and a few others should make an epic news post combo.

Respond.

Ptero 2010-09-27 20:24:52

meh

depends who else agrees

CoCo 2010-09-27 20:52:40

I dono, I'm gonna get on at 9 but my moms bugging me to get something at the supermarket.

Ptero 2010-09-27 20:52:40

oh k

SteelChair 2010-09-27 22:12:00

Yes, I got reach.

Ptero 2010-09-27 22:12:00

omfg we should play

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