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Pterodactyls

Posted by Ptero - September 30th, 2010


Fuck yes.

Pterodactyls


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what would i need a new asshole for.

not a choice nigga

HAHAHAHAHA sweet

Neat-o.

Did you know that bajillion of years dinosaurs died from epic farts.

Did you know?

of course

You got your own comic? this brings me back to the days of my shitty ass web comic...

Tis not mine. I found it on theoatmeal.

I also thought it was P.Tero, but then I found out it was short for Pterodactyl so I learned. :3

DID YOU PEOPLE NOT LEARN ABOUT DINOSAURS IN FIRST GRADE?

Penis.

Brool cory sto.

Tarahdactyl is the coolest pterodactyl of them all.

I'm the coolest non-pornstar pterodactyl.

Cocodactly > Everything

Cock > Everything

Deposit more on Ronald-McDonald.

I can hardly remember to deposit on my own account, much less a gimmick alt.

Dude that's fucking awesome.

Pterodactyls are the hardcore bros of the sky's.

Hell yeah bro. We're like yeah we can fly and rip out your throat, what about it motherfucker?

Lol that bird has a fucked up face.

Bird? BIRD? BIRD?!

THAT'S A MOTHERFUCKING DINOSAUR BITCH.

No fab aura? What is this madness.

I'm heterosexual.

That is the most epic dedication I've ever seen, whether it was meant to be or not.

I doubt the Oatmeal purposely did it, but imma go on fir the rest of my life believing they did.

bearodactyl

yesssss

DON'T FORGET TO DEPOSIT TODAY

DON'T FORGET TO WHAT NOW