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Ptero
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Ugh

Posted by Ptero - August 16th, 2010


The BBS sucks today. Another "WHO WOULD/DO YOU [VERB]?" thread that gets an undeservedly high amount of posts because the OP has a vagina. If I see one more string of exclamation points I'm going to flip the fuck out.


Comments

Agreed.

brofistbump.jpg

the portal aint much better.... obvious blams being protected by 5-vote protect spam faggots.
I want my god damn blam points!

We need duct tape for Newgrounds.

There was my marriage thread. And I think HayBayBee is ok, at least she isn't OMG HOT TOPIC SHOES HOLLISTER. and shit.

I didn't read the whole marriage thread, and I think haybaybee is just another attention whore who wouldn't be liked at all if she had a penis.

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

NOW FLIP OUT.

*flips the fuck out*

I got 15 blams today. I think the problem fixed itself.

I SEE YOUR SECOND RESPONSE YET I STILL ACT AS IF I ONLY SEE THIS ONE.

Wait scratch that, it was 12.
Still. That's more than YOU HAVE.

The only time I even try is on special days.

HayBayBee's threads in a nutshell:

Boys!!!
Marriage!!!
Love!!!
Hate!!!

TELL ME HOW MUCH YOU LOVE ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

NEWGROUNDS, WHO DO YOU LOVE!!!?!?!?!!

I LUV YOU AND WOULD MARRY YOU BUT I'M 12 LOL AND WHAT'S GRAMMAR?

I CANT WAIT TO GET MARRIED AND BE FUCKED BY A JEW WHO LOOKS LIKE MY DAD AND HAS A TINY DICK!!!! TEEHEE!!!

WHY WOULD I WANT PLATES?!!!!!!!!!!

this pimp shit is scaring me

I think Newgrounds is gonna explode. I better sleep so I don't collapse on the field tomorrow...

SNEER

SNIDE REMARK

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

OH LOOK A COMMENT I DIDN'T SEE.

INSULT

ACCUSATION ABOUT YOUR MATERNAL GUARDIAN.

LOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO LOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

HIYA PENIS PIE

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOL OLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

PENIS PTERO, YOU MEAN.

Although on a more serious note, what is it like still being at school?

It's still summer, bro.

BBS stand for some funny joke I can't be bothered to think up.

Big bald sack?